"Hey, 'ey, li'le man. I just wanted to let y'know that the, uh, furniture is all set up an' stuff. All done and ever'thing. Nice li'le set up for such'a small place. I was wonderin' if y'd like to celebrate wit' me. Do a sort of first dinner and slash or dessert t'ing. Lemme know if you wanna, 'kay? Bu-bye."